Melba Toast

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com

Melba Toast is famous for her performance art act, "The Ironin' Maidens."

by Veronica Vermillion February 05, 2010

Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 23, 2006

Burnt Toast

The scariest thing ever.

i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me

by 8Chris8 January 30, 2011

The Shit Toast

The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.

Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!

by CabDriver August 02, 2009

Boom Toasted

An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone's face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)

boy: "Hey, Candace, there is this girl in one of my classes who could be your long lost twin!"

girl: "Haha that's cool. You should befriend her; she can be like my replacement while you're away at college."

boy: "No one could replace you, Candace. You're the coolest! Boom Toasted!"

by Fearlessbaby April 15, 2010

Vanilla toast

Doubly plain Jane nothing special, both vanilla and toast show it is exceptionally plain.

That company is very vanilla toast. They don't do anything special.

by Tnccawsome January 28, 2020

Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 26, 2021