The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 9, 2024
Get the Broccoli Squidmug. A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.
Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.
Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.
Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023
Get the Squidmug. by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
Get the Squid Tankmug. a squid is usually stinky, cant close with girls, and worries about their outfit way too much. slang term for a squid is mada sairfed.
your such a squid
by mdidley September 10, 2011
Get the Squidmug. 
Jenni 'Did you see those kids riding their scooters in the snow?,
Bria 'wow, what a bunch of squids.'
Bria 'wow, what a bunch of squids.'
by Fukingbishwut October 3, 2015
Get the Squidmug. When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
Get the Squid slammug.