When a man is being made a cuckold. The new "mowing your lawn". When one man is trying to get with another man's wife/girlfriend.
Colin: Have you seen Harry?
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'
James: Yes. He is over there in the corner with your wife trying to 'wash your rug.'
by Sandiego Gammel October 7, 2010
Get the Wash Your Rugmug. by _G0rff July 12, 2019
Get the Power Wash the Lamborghinimug. by Just_Wavy_Baby October 1, 2020
Get the Wash my penismug. When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.
by Wutthehill July 23, 2017
Get the Gorilla Face Washmug. is the toilet we stick our boot in to wash the hunting dogs crap off our boots.. nobody wants to grab a hose and wash in cold night air. place foot in toilet swirl around and all crap goes down the drain..
by wife of the bootwasher December 12, 2010
Get the Redneck boot washmug. Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
by Mothersloads December 3, 2018
Get the wash machine headmug. A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
Get the Polish Car Washmug.