Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”
by Franksizzle October 18, 2019
A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.
“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021
Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
Ultimate Bullride; See Angry Bull.
by cocknockers December 29, 2009
by Hanzo is a little bitch December 13, 2016
The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.
Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."
by the_toe_lover69 February 11, 2022
BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION
I am going to SLEEP I am to.
Cannot tell when you fall asleep.
You cannot tell when your sleeping.
A hotel or motel room is partiality.
A SEXUAL ORGASM.
Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION
I am going to SLEEP I am to.
Cannot tell when you fall asleep.
You cannot tell when your sleeping.
A hotel or motel room is partiality.
A SEXUAL ORGASM.
Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.
Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.
It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.
So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND
Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .
It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.
It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.
So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND
Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .
It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021