Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Taylor Swift

A mf Goddess. Beautiful gorgous amazing smart. Turning all ur daughters Gay.

Girl 1: Do you believe in God?
Girl 2: Yes i worship taylor swift!

by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023

Taylor Swift

The fucking music industry.

You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED

by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

Taylor swift

The best singer

Taylor Swift is the best singer

by Rebelsboy July 24, 2024

taylor swift

the most incredible and hot woman on the planet, without question

i would spend the rest of my life being with taylor swift

by no1swiftie January 30, 2022