The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Swift-y

When Taylor Swift releases a new album or single, and happily married individuals begin to question their happiness in their relationship.

Oh shit, T Swift just put out a new song. The happy wives are going to start feeling Swift-y for awhile.

by GravyTrain2231 April 21, 2024

taylor swift

TAYLOR SWIFT. MUSIC INDUSTRY♡︎ inlove with her music. ALSO THE WAY THAT SHE RELEASED WILDEST DREAMS TAYLOR VERSION WAS SO RANDOM I LOVE ITT SHES ADORABLE.

person : OH HEY I LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT. DO YOU?
me : MARRY ME. I ADORE TAYLOR.

by andyrealgf September 20, 2021

rough swift

where your roughly fucking taylor swift

I went rough swift last night

by kadend June 13, 2022

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

Swifted

To have a public event completely blown up or overshadowed due to the presence of Taylor Swift and her devoted Swifties.

Even though the Broncos have a bad record, looks like tonight’s game will be Swifted if Kelci plays.

Ticketmaster was totes Swifted cuz … Eras. (See Swiftie speak)

by Winona Nelson October 12, 2023

Taylor Swift

A famous pop singer that made Kanye West FUCKING famous

Taylor Swift made Kanye West famous.

by kanyewestisfugly September 8, 2023