he needs more training

Or "He's on medication"... what it really means is that he's an a**h**e, but we don't want to admit it.

I always disgustedly roll my eyes when someone tried to play down someone's destructive/abrasive behavior by saying, "He needs more training", when I know very well that the person in question is simply a no-good jerk, and so no amount of "training" or "counselling" in gonna help him... if he's evil or selfish by nature, there's nothing that others can do to "reform" him; he himself has to WANT to change his ways before any positive progress can be made.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

“I need a cookie” = “I need a pad”

by oroe_ September 6, 2023

you need that?

A polite way to ask for consensual, casual, sexual contact.

Hey! I’m in town later with some free time. You need that?

by Clot god June 22, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 3, 2019

.9.I Need More Skin.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 4, 2017