Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.

Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!

by mr.bell September 28, 2009

slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.

"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"

by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.

Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers

by stiwimpski June 18, 2017

man dam

A wall of pillows separating 2 mates sharing a double bed due to u foreseen circumstances.

"Shit Bill, they only have a double bed. Better put the man dam up."

by Ed the Shred June 7, 2016

man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.

by a1miller October 27, 2011

Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.

Wow, ant man is my savior

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.

That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.

by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020