Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.

"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"

by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

Internet Inertia

Usually accompanied by mild insomnia, it is the feeling one has as they try to cease browsing the internet but find they are unable to stop. The result is that one slowly drifts on into the unending space of the web.

Thought #1: I should really go to bed...
Thought #2: No... Just one more link.
(...)
Thought #73: Oh god: I've been drifting for 5 hours. A bad case of Internet Inertia tonight.

by Fint June 5, 2012

internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

Internet Goodbye

When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.

Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.

*Coolguy118 has logged out*

IcanHas96: Bye!

IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!

by New_Yardbird March 11, 2011

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

by Pandrew December 12, 2016

Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011