Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.

Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!

by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024

Death Grip

Whenever you put your thumb in your lady friend's asshole and your finger in her vagina, and proceed to pinch as hard as possible

Guy 1: Ew why does your hand smell like that?
Guy 2: I gave my hoe the death grip

by adnutor June 9, 2023

grip the stick

A term with multiple meanings. One being a woman grabbing your penis/giving you a handjob/sex in general.

Also meaning grabbing your gun in event of an altercation. Easily confused with each other for the feeble or vulgar mind.

“Man lashawnda came through last night and grip da stick”

“Big boi dayvon and his guy said they was coming to our block they gon see me grip the stick”

by Kush wizard November 19, 2017

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022