The Austin Wesselhoff

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

by ACT class June 5, 2011

Austin Scott

A way to describe useless things.

Useless piece of trash. Unneeded Austin Scott

by Thesaurus.com September 18, 2017

austin leibach

Perfect, no flaws; flawless

You're not Austin Leibach, you aren't perfect.

by Reed_abook December 14, 2015

Steven Austin

A very suave and sexy kind of guy. Enjoys his Death Metal.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.

Wow, he's such a Steven Austin, he just one whole Coca-Cola whole banging the shit out of that chick.

by DylanGBaby October 3, 2010

Pulled an Austin

When someone writes a fourteen page letter to someone, confessing their love, BEFORE leaving their current partner

"Wait I thought he told Sydney he loved her, did he break up with Mia?" "No, he pulled an Austin."

by Austinsadick69 May 11, 2017

Austin Gibson

Don't approach at all costs. He'll use his gay karate magic on you.

Guy: Yo dude, have you met Austin Gibson?
You: Stay away from him. He'll kill you with gay karate magic.

by Greasy Joe November 5, 2018

port austin

A small spot on the top of the thumb here in Michigan. Where the best athletes, and all the bad asses are. Port Austiners can out drink anyone there always down for a party a lot of pretty women and if your bored and want to hang out in the summertime you meet at the breakwall in town

I’m going to party later where should I go??
-Is that even a question PORT AUSTIN!

by North Huron Warrior March 5, 2019