Ass Hat

Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!

Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.

by Karillion December 8, 2007

white hat

The good guys

Man, I thought we were about to get our asses beat, until the white hats showed up.

by jred September 11, 2003

FAG HAT

ANY HAT WORN SIDE WAYS OR WITH A FLIPPED UP BRIM ALSO THE HAT MAY HAVE A STICKER ON IT OR A TAG THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE TRASH

A FAG HAT IS USUALLY CUPPLED WITH A PAIR OF PENGUIN PANTS KNOWN AS SKINNY JEANS THEY SOMETIMES SAG THESE PANTS SHOWING THEIR DIRTY STANK BOXERS AND FOR SHOES THEY WEAR CLOWN SHOES WITH THE LACES DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND IF YOU SIT AT THE MALL YOU WILL SEE THESE LOSERS EVERY WHERE WHEN I SEE A HAT FAG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011

ass hat

1.)practitioner of ass hattery

All paladins are ass hats

by Jesus Barron February 27, 2008

Hat trick

To sleep with 3 guys from the same fraternity or 3 girls from the same sorority.

Dude I can't believe you finally got the hat trick with that house!

by somerandomperson1 July 6, 2010

Vagina Hat

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

by Cantorum November 8, 2009

Yoda hat

One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.

The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.

The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.

Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.

Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?

Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.

Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.

Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.

by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012