Taking a funk

Dropping a fat shit

Dude, if coach asks where I’m at, tell him I’m taking a funk.

by Bob Joe 69 September 2, 2019

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

Taking An Elliot

Definition of taking an Elliot: To uncontrollably spew liquid from your mouth due to laughing or farting. After taking an Elliot you might feel the symptoms of giggling and face flushing red.

You are Taking An Elliot.

by e!!!!! September 19, 2022

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

Natedogg take

Horrible or outrageous opinion

“Saying antman is the best avenger is a natedogg take”

by Walter the white December 16, 2022

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 April 10, 2012

Dusty take

When your opinion is dusy aka a crusty opinion

Dan "I think the Earth is flat"
Kash "What a dusty take"

by Firebreakthing ant June 17, 2021