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vbx syndrome

The Vbx syndrome is the condition where a person is un-phased by all their surroundings and are in a state of numbness where they listen to ONE song on repeat/loop for hours on end without any concern for time, boredom and enjoy doing it.
hey bro you've been listening to Rockstar by DaBaby for hours? you got the Vbx Syndrome?
by Omz July 2, 2020
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School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
by mr suicide man September 29, 2020
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dirty syndrome

Stealing peoples chromosomes and dealing them like drugs...
Dealer- Wanna buy some cwomeasomes

Man- nah but damn you’re savage because you’re committing a dirty syndrome
Dealer- BOWH BOWH BOWH
Man- SHHHH WE’RE GONNA GET CAUGHT
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018
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HGTV Syndrome

The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.
*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.

Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.
by insertacatchynamehere September 9, 2016
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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016
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Discord Syndrome

A victim of discord syndrome actively uses the discord application, even though they know it is actively deteriorating their mental health. It shows many similarities with Stockholm Syndrome, though a scientific link has yet to be determined.
"I am being held here against my will, but its kinda hot tbh." -an individual inflicted with discord syndrome in an nsfw server.
by soupzey September 10, 2021
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Frieza syndrome

A syndrome when you get scared about monkeys turning yellow then eradicating their whole species
Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome
by Nomstars July 18, 2021
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