Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
The entire parliament: off with your head
Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"
In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
Get the Parliament act 1313mug. "The online safety act is ____"
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."
"I didn't know about the Online Safety Act!"
"Online safety act is ______."
by anidiot399494 August 5, 2025
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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.mug. When you dunk your shot on the 18th hole, usually for eagle. The ball just vanishes without a hop and it’s the best feeling
I played a round with Tommy yesterday, he wasn’t playing so good and was getting frustrated but on the 18th hole he pulled a disappearing act and got so excited
by Daddy Piccolae August 14, 2021
Get the Disappearing Actmug. when you masturbate in front of the female
and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
and cum on her belly
then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb
it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai
except that it's in real life
good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety
you're pollinating her like a flower or plant
it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation
i was pollinating (sex act) her
by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025
Get the pollinating (sex act)mug. A woman that values herself more than a THOT, is established in her profession, beautiful, intelligent and will make you put in that work.
by The Realest in the SIX September 17, 2016
Get the act like goldmug.