chick sickness

the feeling a dude gets when he has a hell of a time hanging out with a beautiful girl that he just met and she totally avoids him after that day, making no attempt to text or call.

symptoms include feelings of strong disappointment, continuous thoughts about said girl, and obsessive phone checks

person 1: "dude whats wrong with this girl? she wont answer my texts. i dont get it. we both had a great time that night and its been 2 weeks since i last talked to her."

person 2: "that sucks bro. i think you got a case of that chick sickness."

by eagles29 July 24, 2011

Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.

*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...

by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011

Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015

penny chick

A really cheap girl.
A hooker you can pick up for a low cost and have a good time.

That girl, she a penny chick

by AmExOfficial April 13, 2014

Chick-a-tragedy

The moment when you realize you can't satiate your desire for chick-fil-a because it's Sunday and they are closed.

Person 1: "I need some chicken minis and sweet tea in my belly asap."
Person 2: "Um.... It's Sunday."
Person 1: "Noooooo, it's a chick-a-tragedy for real!"

by WhatsNormal47 April 23, 2015

Referee chick

A female whistleblower.

If you do that again, the referee chick is gonna pull out her whistle and call you out on it.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2019

Angry chick

A young woman, usually below 30, who, consistently and in any given situation, reacts not only angrily/defensively, but out of proportion to the offense, real or imagined. Angry chicks are not necessarily irrational; there may indeed be some underlying issue that is the cause. However, rather than dealing with that root issue, an angry chick takes their anger out on everyone around, lessening or eliminating sympathy.

"Girl, if you keep on being the angry chick, you're going to drive everyone away."

by Avaloner March 21, 2021