A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.
Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?
Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019
Get the Squidsmug. by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017
Get the squid mouthmug. by A squid is a fucking pussy July 24, 2015
Get the Squidmug. A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %
Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "
Fireblade rider " no what happened"
Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "
Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
Fireblade rider " no what happened"
Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "
Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023
Get the Squidmug. Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
by og2r July 11, 2021
Get the Squidmug. by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018
Get the squid puffsmug. Player moves in red light green light
Doll detects moving
Shoots
Player dies
I see it
Squid game is where you die
Doll detects moving
Shoots
Player dies
I see it
Squid game is where you die
by Squid game November 20, 2021
Get the Squid gamemug.