gutted poo

for those times when somebody is gutted but that word in its self just doesn't do it justice.

see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'

guy#1: i got pink socked the other day
guy#2: gutted poo

by ellie tolson May 1, 2010

Womb-Poo

When the baby takes a steamy dump in mommys tummy.

"What stinks?"
'I just queefed a womb-poo"

by el-wombo-poopo August 3, 2010

Shewony Poo

A hot, sexy brown kid who is fricking amazing. but dont tickle hes feet he might lick you <3

Wow that brown kids hot. His name must be Shewony Poo!

by BAK123 January 1, 2012

poo masting

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

by Poo star February 14, 2008

Nervous Poo

Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.

Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"

Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."

by somerandomguy99 December 6, 2009

vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

by Mega oof February 15, 2019

Parachute Poo

When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.

The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.

by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006