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The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.
From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."
by PrettyLittleBambi May 9, 2021
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.
Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.
by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011
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gooch

the area between the nut sack and the anal cavity
Brad: She was into some kinky stuff.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.
by GoochEnjoyer October 7, 2023
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Swamp gooch

A very thick layer of dust that builds up on your CPU or GPU’s heatsink as a result of neglecting to clean the inside of a computer and also requires a brush to clean off.
Apparently this computer had a bit of swamp gooch because the dust is so thicc that the heat sink looks like it has mange.
by tigs1112 October 10, 2023
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