Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011

Band Geeks

a group of people that seem great at first, but they really are back stabbers and heartbreakers. the group is filled with pot smokers and sex-happy whores. they love to ruin your life

Those band geeks and clarinet players are always sleeping with every guy they meet

by eagle216 August 2, 2010

Geek Up

To step up and do something as a geek. If you're asked to help a relative configure their home computer, or if you're asked to volunteer your geek skills for a worthy cause, you're being asked to "geek up."

We really need your help for this charity event. Just geek up and help us!

by Doug Butscher February 7, 2008

Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005

geek code

It's L33t 5p34K!!! ("Leet Speak" for the technilogically inept)

1 l0v3 831Ng @ 93eK.

by geek November 11, 2003

geek up

To refrain from usual habits of slacking on school work to boost up one's grade

" Yo, i'ma geek up this week to pass my driver's ed test"

by [[Rx qu33n]] April 17, 2007

geek squad

Two or more TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistols...

Uh oh, here comes trouble. Bring out the geek squad...

by Killa Cley May 30, 2006