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nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011
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Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.
I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.
by cooper mullin February 24, 2023
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Nasty Frizzlo

Where you shit on Frizzlo's upper lip while he's sleeping to give the illusion of a mustache
"oh dang Goris, you just laid one Nasty Frizzlo"
by BravoMike March 18, 2023
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Nasty Newton

When you're fucking a girl in doggy style and you calculate the magnitude of the force that you're fucking her with, using the mass of your body, and the acceleration that you're thrusting her with. (F = m*a)
My girl and I were failing physics. So we decided to implement the Nasty Newton to the bedroom
by mongolhaaland March 20, 2023
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Nasty Lasty

The last hit in a bowl of weed
The bowl’s almost cashed, do you want nasty lasty?”
by OKingPHX January 19, 2023
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dike nasty

The opposite of a sugar coater. Someone who will fuck your bitch and tell you all about it.
They ain't ready for dike nasty
by Jennah Marie Boyles February 11, 2023
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poop nasty

when someone or something is nasty looking or dirty.
person 1: you want put on?
person 2 : eww no dat bitch poop nasty
by urmomlovesithere October 11, 2023
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