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Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swiftingall over the place!
by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016
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Taylor Swift

by Kanyye_westt113 February 23, 2024
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Swift

· When you look like you've just left the mall.
· Having on a outfit that eveybody likes.

·New Shirt, New pants, New shoes. New hairdo.

Originated in Florida.
"D*mn bruh you swift as f*ck (today/tonight)"

"Look at (him/her), (she/he) swift."
by YooNation October 29, 2015
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swift akan

Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD
"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"
by Pedro bigno de las vegas February 27, 2017
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taylor swift

the mf music industry who works overtime and literally deserves the whole world

please stream red tv she honestly deserves it
my friend: who are you listening to?
me: taylor swift
my friend: who's she?
me: the music industry, if you do not know who she is you literally lived under a rock
by dutchswiftie13cringe November 22, 2021
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elias swift

The most legendary user on stan twitter. Everyone wishes to have an ounce of his impact. He stans Taylor, Ariana, BTS, and Adele! The most tasteful user EVER! He's so kind and thoughtful...he never makes fun of anyone and he's so unproblemtic! His mutuals need to take notes.
Person 1: have u heard of Elias Swift?
Person 2: Duh?? He's like the most LEGENDARY user on Twitter i-
by user9611 February 17, 2019
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Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"
Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
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