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shit stain shane

An over all Duche terrible friend you DO NOT want a shit stain shane in your life.
I should have never met shit stain shane
by beanerman694200 April 11, 2022
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per per stains

Stains left behind from a woman on her period
Girl: "I need to change me bedding because there are per per stains on them"
Mom: "Those are the hardest stains to get out"
by bryceee_69 March 27, 2014
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Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.
"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."
by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016
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Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.
Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...
by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019
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Red Stain of Death

Red Stain of Death (Noun) \'red-ˈstān-əv-ˈdeth\

The inevitable stain left by a container, usually the pitcher one brewed red Kool-Aid in, on a counter top or other surface. This often occurs when pouring the drank and some of the liquid runs down the outside of the pitcher. The stain will never come out and and will appear as a red ring. This popular drink comes in packets and boasts a mascot who is a humanized glass pitcher of red Kool-Aid.
Kid 1: My parents are going to kill me!
Kid 2: Why?
Kid 1: I got the Red Stain of Death on the laminate counter top!
Kid 2: Dump the evidence and wash the pitcher!
by Homepage January 10, 2014
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stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.
Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.
by existangst February 2, 2018
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poo stain warrior

1. a general asshole that loves nothing more than to piss you off.
2. a guy/gal that totally reeks of shit, constantly.
1. "shut the fuck up yo upoo stain warrior"

2. "dude, you fucking stink! have you joined the poo stain warriors or what?"
by ducky3010 August 2, 2006
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