Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

by Maackdawg May 20, 2023

Red squirts of laughter

When you're on your period and you laugh so hard red squirts of blood come out.

Like omg Becky, John was telling me the funniest joke and the red squirts of laughter came out.

by Redhotcookie45 September 16, 2018

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

polish squirt

When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion

I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt

by Trysezk February 20, 2018

Antarctic reverse squirt

A sexual or nonsexual act of inserting an icicle made of urine rectally or vaginally while in an upright position. The goal is the receiver imagining impalement, thus vomiting from the imagined trauma.

These hot flashes suck, I wonder if Billy will pee off the roof and give me a good Antarctic reverse squirt.

by CarrieAnneMywaywardson November 22, 2024

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 1, 2010

squirt

a summer camp game which is for <10 y/o children. the most skibidi game i found.

Bro 1: hey, do you think things could get worse?
Bro 2: SQUIRT!!

by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024