spooge

Hot stuff, warm liquid, tesco's own

Grandad walked round tesco with spooge all over his face and hands was demoted to the frozen section where he pestered Haagan Dasz ice cream and threatened to stab some cunt

by grandadlee January 7, 2015

sbloogey

A mixture of sperm,blood,and snot mixture launched out of ones mouth as a colorful gooey dna loogey

that sick ass whore was launching some nasty sbloogey balls

by meatswing055 November 25, 2015

splorge

Similar to "fap", "shlik" and "slodge", a sexual onomatopoeia used to describe the act of deep-throating (or deepthroat fucking) one's penis and choking on it. Can more often than not provoke vomit or vomiting reflex.

*splorge* *splorge* *splorge* GHAAAAWWK- *panting*

by KenM January 11, 2016

Spoogecocking

The act of using another man's seed as lube for jerking it.

I've switched to spoogecocking in an effort to use only natural, non-processed products.

by Dombag February 27, 2016

Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge shooter

Whenseminal fluid is ejaculated into any openings on a female body. e.g. vaginabelly buttonbrown eyeeyesmouthears

Im a professional spooge shooter. I got a hole-in-3.

by Swirledrs78 June 10, 2016

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017