sonic

sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.

Johnny: This year I am thankful for-

Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!

Johnny: wha-?

random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)

Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!

by wigger451 February 10, 2023

Sonic fans

A sonic fan is a non trust worthy bullish bratty pessimistic hitter minion who gaslight people into thinking they are being bullied. They are loud, stupid, short tempered, perverted, they cuss way too much they pick on anyone who is a fan of things like mlp or furries when clearly a blue animal is an anthropomorphic creature and they are psychopaths and sociopaths who are immature to nature and they know that they are because they are social rejects just like every sonic fan in the world.

they like sonic when they don’t they just like shadow the hedgehog because he’s is cool and better than Sonic. so if anyone is saying they like sonic as a character they are lying. They belittle your opinion judge your opinions and think they are always right to protect their ego.

Sonic fans are always asshole who never change who are just satins people they are really that evil and angry stay away from them..

by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025

sonicing it

Popularised by Anonyous & Old Hat Promotions; the act of efficiently distributing promotion for anarcho-punk shows.

I'm sonicing it

by anonpromo April 7, 2011

Sonic Euphoria

The Sonic fangame that lady Super Music Zone made. The story follows Amy as she has sex with 50 different guys in each zone and also does drugs.

Zones:
Fan Service

Knock Knock It's Knuckles
Death Eggxposition
Blasphemous Boner
Thomas and Friends
Banana Ballin'
Misty
Tampon Turbine
The Meg 2: Aquatic Boogaloo
You Wouldn't Steal A Handbag
Meth
Regal Ruin from Sonic R
Egg Oestrogen

Yo that girl Super is really good at music. She made Sonic Euphoria! It's better than Hysteria.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 March 12, 2022

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

The re-release of the original dream cast game, which changed the Chao garden and ruined it for everyone by changing the dark Chao garden, removing the mountain, the cave, the cage and the tree branch and instead made the garden bland . It also revamped the Chao nursery, in which the principle is not actually the principle and the real principle is a grey statue in the background

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle:
Person 1: So did you talk to the principle in the Chao nursery
Person 2: Yes, but that Grey statue creeps me out!

by Masterg1 November 7, 2023

Dunkin' Sonic

The act of sucking someone off, or being sucked off, while taking a meaty shit.
Also known as a Plop and Shlop, or Plumkin.

Hey, this dude/girl just gave me a Dunkin' Sonic in the stalls!

by Flynn69 November 23, 2021

Sonic The Hedgehog

Person 1: Yo did you see Sonic over there
Sonic: *appears behind him*
Person 1: runs away in fear
Person 2: stands there with Sonic wondering what his problem was.

Sonic The Hedgehog is what you call a blue hedgehog that runs faster than the speed of sound he also collects big golden rings

by dabbaddabbad April 28, 2021