A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.
by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

A phrase to describe a wife or girlfriend who doesn't like being driven around at high speed, berates your driving or generally gets scared in the passenger seat.
"Went for a blast around the country lanes, would have been more fun without the Screaming Ballast nagging me too slow down...."
by Puffinchops6618 January 8, 2021

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025

The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022

When a male and female go bungee jumping and the male ejaculates into the females face and then punches her in the Vagina when they hit the bottom.
by Chipdick69 March 12, 2017

by Morning all November 28, 2017

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.
by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008
