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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
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samuel

Devil little kid that never listens.
SAMUEL STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
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samuel saunders

A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it
by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017
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Samuel M

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him
I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M
by JetJunkie June 5, 2024
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samuel farmer

A samuel farmer is a boy that’s zesty and gay
“oh your so samuel farmer
by meow12:: March 14, 2023
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Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎
Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr
by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021
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