retard chill

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.

Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.

by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008

Retarnet

Basically when you go on the internet for a long time, you turn into a fucking idiot. Called a Retarnet. An (internet Retard)

Innocent: Hey what is this thing called 9gag? On the internet? Lemme checkit out
(2 month later)
(I tickle my pickle and anal Unicorns!!) Retarnet

by Yacker's Popular Words January 31, 2014

retard convention

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.

Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention

by Sped man October 12, 2016

Buenos Retardes

Formal way to greet a mentally challenged person in spanish.

Buenos retardes! Como estas?

by JonkoXL October 14, 2017

Sugar Retarded

A slur for a person who is diabetic or has abnormally high blood sugar.

What are you, sugar retarded or something? Always trying to overdose on those syringes of incline.

by T H O T P O L I C E October 2, 2018

Fat retard

A fatass retard

“Hey you know that nigga Blake Williams, that one fat retard?”

by Thatoneniggathatwantstodie June 25, 2019

Horseshoe retardation

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

by Resterez May 29, 2021