I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

key readings

Readings that represent the main topics of an idea that allows the reader to understand the material in a better manner.

A key readings for studying the solar system would include books of articles on the different planets.

by Ms. Psych December 1, 2013

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016

read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Read Receipt Ghost

Read Receipt Ghost (pronounced: reed ree-SEET gohst)
noun, informal

1. A person who has deliberately turned off read receipts in a messaging application, making it impossible for the sender to know whether the message has been read, thereby creating an air of uncertainty. A technique often employed by those who are: habitual liars, privacy ‘enthusiasts’, and/or those who only use people for selfish purposes while ghosting (in an unprovable way) the rest of the time.

Pronunciation: /ri d rɪˈsi t goʊst/

“I’ve been messaging him for days and either he turned off his read receipts or he’s not seen my messages; he’s a read receipt ghost.”
“Dude only texts me when he wants something, when I text, nothing. Dudes’ got read receipts turned off and says “I didn’t see your messages””
“I’ve noticed you’re a read receipt ghost, mind turning on your read receipts for me?”

by English is evolving October 28, 2023