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reading someone

A gaming slang, meaning "predicting someone else's actions or movement". Mostly used in games where you need to hit your opponent with projectiles or attacks, while they try to avoid getting hit by you.
"Wow, I read him(reading someone) like a book"
by SilverFelida December 8, 2020
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Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!
I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!
by Pialinist May 3, 2021
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Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
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reading plus

bro i had to do reading plus last week i almost died
by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 4, 2021
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readmin

Is that ReAdmin? EWWWW. I'm hyrasexual now. I prefer to spend $10 a month on Hyra,io.
Is that ReAdmin? That is disgusting. I'm now hyrasexual.
by Samuel George Easton February 22, 2022
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readiment

The finest word there is to describe ones state of being ready
Do you know what Joey? I am in a perpetual state of readiment.
by The Warbmeister January 30, 2023
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Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.
I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.
by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009
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