Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.
Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?
by Myersrum April 09, 2024
Hotter Potter is the nickname for Wilbur Soot, between me and a lot of friends. There is a fan club for Hotter Potter, and Fro Gweaser (TommyInnit), but this is about Hotter Potter-
The origin of the nickname: Once upon a time, I showed my friend a picture of him and he said he looked like older and hotter Harry Potter.
The origin of the nickname: Once upon a time, I showed my friend a picture of him and he said he looked like older and hotter Harry Potter.
by n30fvck1ngs00t September 20, 2021
by mc kp July 08, 2018
by kpo1 March 14, 2021
by Deeright November 29, 2019
The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 07, 2015