perishabullshit

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018

pepsi check

A Pepsi check I a term used by employees typically at a fast food restaurant referring to a hot girl.
It's so employees can tell others to check out the hot girl without her knowing what we mean.

Hey employee it's a Pepsi check.

That girl out there is a Pepsi check

by Need a username October 8, 2018

Pepsi

Coca Cola's unloved brother, from birth pespsi has been shadowed by coke untill the infomus pepsi man arose and become a meme before eventually died.

Dave: oi Simon you want a pepsi
Simon: nah it tastes like dog shit

by ATescoClubcard December 21, 2018

Periscope

When an individual discreetly checks out someone they deem desirable or attractive.
Emphasis is placed on viewing the individual without being caught. Similar to how a submarine would use its periscope to view a target without being discovered.
Those versed in periscoping are exceptional at situational awareness. They are able to enter a room and quickly identify the most attractive individuals without being caught.
Direct staring is considered a novice technique. Advanced periscopers will utilize mirrors/reflective surfaces to view their targets.

Did you just periscope that girl man?

by ilikerice87 January 15, 2019

Pepsters

Term used to refer to leftover jizz stains on bedsheets

Ew there’s pepsters on my bed

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 5, 2019

Peeps

The most lit group of friends

Omg theres the peeps

by Peeps2.0 April 16, 2019

Pepsi

The worst company that sponsors t-bad. Only drink coca-cola.

9 year old A: Do you know that Pepsi helps t bad?
9 year old B: Yes! Don’t drink Pepsi again. Save PewDiePie!

by Ilovepewdiepie666 May 18, 2019