Patrick

A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot

Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.

by GCP2davis October 21, 2011

Patrick

Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.

Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.

by theguywiththebiggestdick November 24, 2010

Patrick

Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.

ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"

by doggystyle dan March 30, 2010

patrickgasm

One says this word instead of screamign very loudly "I LOVE PATRICK STUMP!" ten or fifteen times in sucession.

(Patrick Stump is the lead singer/guitarist of the popular pop-punk group Fall Out Boy. This phrase is most commonly used by the boardies on the FOB Rock Message Board.)

If one sees a sexy picture of Mr.Stump, one says, "Oh my god, Patrickgasm!"

by PaigeyMcDoodle October 5, 2007

Patrick

flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.

hey girl you should of met my last boyfriend he was a real patrick.

by I lovee Hats December 28, 2010

saint patricks day

The only day of the year where everyone is Irish

1. I'm Irish

2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything

1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!

2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out

by DizzyLizzy March 19, 2007

BMX PATRICK

The bestestest person in the world. He's hardcore, buff and can be violent and can be a real trickster. Patrick makes me giggle all the time and sometimes causes me to pee(standing up)haha.

he's a real goof ball

by KARISSA April 16, 2005