for those times when somebody is gutted but that word in its self just doesn't do it justice.
see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'
see also 'harsh p', 'harsh poo' and 'harsh r'
by ellie tolson May 1, 2010
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Get the Womb-Poo mug."Alex left maths like 15 minutes ago and he's still not back"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
"yeah, he's probably doing a school poo"
by 1234567891010101010101010 August 29, 2009
Get the school poo mug.Having to take a poo before completing a task, such as your SAT's or flying solo in an aeroplane for the first time.
Adam : "Hey man ready for your first flight, alone?"
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."
Tiemo : "Sure am, ahh first i think i'll go take a nervous poo before i go up."
by somerandomguy99 December 6, 2009
Get the Nervous Poo mug.When you stuff the base of a toilet with tissue paper to avoid an embarrasing splash and also to avoid taking the blame for the rancid smells as you leave. This is usually accompanied by very careful, stealthily release of ones flatulance. For added effect you can also shoot a disaproving look towards an engaged cubicle as you wash your hands (making sure fellow hand-washers see) to shift the blame onto an unsuspecting victim. This especially applies in a public bathroom and is typically actioned by women.
The bathroom in the shopping centre was packed, so to keep her dignity, Sarah let rip with a PARACHUTE POO, thus leaving everyone oblivious to the fact that it was her that just cut the cheese.
by DurtyDlox September 18, 2006
Get the Parachute Poo mug.The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.
by Poo star February 14, 2008
Get the poo masting mug.1. (noun) a person who can go several days to a week between evacuating feces at which time the evacuation is often forceful, voluminous and time consuming. The resultant evacuation typically fills the toilet bowl and requires more than one flush if it can be flushed at all.
"Dude, did you see the toilet in the bathroom? Bill just used it and filled it with shit...He's such a poo camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
"My brother hasn't gone to the bathroom in like a week...then again that is usually often he goes. He's like a camel is with water...in fact a 'poo' camel"
by Blaze It Up! April 15, 2008
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