poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
by John wayne December 02, 2015
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Poon Spittoon

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice
by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021
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attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"
I'm going to attack the poon tonight
by carnival triumph January 16, 2015
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Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.
Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.
by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011
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Poon bisquit

The buttery bisquit flaps of a pussy
by Fuzzyballz69 December 11, 2017
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Poon Rain

When a female with a unusually large poon ejaculates all over the other mans dick and is forced to explode all over the room. This event happens only on full moons, and when it occurs, it typically rocks the whole neighborhood.
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got poon rained last night!"

Guy 2 - "Ya bro I felt it from my house, it must have flooded the room."
by sea-pizzle-sizzle December 07, 2011
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joo-poon

You going to get you some joo-poon?
by p0l4r22 February 03, 2011
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