poon-tangled

An intimate excuse.

"I really wanted to go to dinner lastnight, but I got all poon-tangled. "

by poon doc January 25, 2014

poon vulturing

the act of older males preying on a young female for some poontang

As soon they walked into the party, they scoped out all the younger girls and began to circle, the poon vulturing had begun.

by Dodie Nooo March 03, 2008

Poone-Burger

A womens saggy vagina. looks like roast beef.

Can I have a Poone-Burger extra sloopy.

by "Im Frank" January 21, 2010

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne December 02, 2015

Poon Spittoon

A menstrual cup

My flow is so heavy today my poon spittoon has overflowed twice

by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011