Parker

Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!

Parker and pheonix are such a great couple

by Powershot9910 January 30, 2018

Parkere

Parkere is a great guy, who loves sex and men.

“dawg, you're like parkere.”

by whosthatt? July 2, 2023

Parker

so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,

did you hear that? it was parker laughing

by kaydenjude November 20, 2018

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Jessica parker

A sexy girl who has no friends

She's so Jessica Parker

by Litfamokay September 20, 2016

parker

parker is the best girl ever she is so thicc and full of life

did you see parker?
yeah shes a 10/10

by eshaysbrother101 May 23, 2019