I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What a girl says when you have been friends with her for a while, but does not want to take the next step and become your girlfriend. Basically those works are a huge kick in the balls.

Girl: "We could start going out, but I don't want to ruin our friendship."

Guy: "OK, I understand completely."

Guy's thoughts: "GOD DAMNIT!!!!"

by Dewey July 11, 2004

Whateva, I do what I want!

Like yeah i'll do whateva wheneva. You must say it in an accent

Whateva,i do what I want.

by Yaden,Julie,Lindsay. November 14, 2004

You want me to smoke it for you too?

A response, which can be either friendly jibing or hostile, when someone asks you for a cigarette and then immediately asks you for a light. The implication, joking or annoyed, is that person is going to keep asking you for things.

A) Hey chief, can I bum a smoke off you?

B) Sure man, here you go.

A) Oh, and can I get a light too?

B) Damn, dude. You want me to smoke it for you too?

by Gyreneisms May 20, 2011

Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 5, 2022

i want your babys sucking on me

it is the famous words spoken by ninja he does want YOUR babys sucking on him

it will involve him saying i want your babys sucking on me as he asks you to send him your dick picks as he commits cock and ball torture

by mcdonald gobler December 14, 2022

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004