nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.

"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."

by softsmeg February 8, 2023

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025

Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

nonce

very kind good hearted person who loves their friends

friend 1: i love you freind
friend 2: you nonce!!
friend 1: i know i cant help it!!

by jskshsuvsishajdv April 9, 2024

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison

A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids

by Jxke May 1, 2024