Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.

Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"

by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009

Brad Dad

Better than a stepfather; the man who is you daddy in every respect except biologically.

After the Brad Paisley song "He Didn't Have To Be".

(When the subject comes up, which is rare because the child is SO close to him that the subject rarely comes up.) "No, he's technically not my father, but he's a Brad Dad."

by vadare May 9, 2006

dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.

Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

Cocktail dad

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.

“Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”

by Penguin king125 January 3, 2018

Dad Rockers

Young people usually in their 20s and early 30s who listens to classic rock or dad rock and not much else.

Dad rockers tend to not like new music.

by fartfootnugent May 12, 2019

Party Dad

The person invited to parties who's only purpose is to keep the group from getting into too much trouble. They usually don't get intoxicated as it would impare their parental judgement.

John: "Hey, I'm throwing a party this weekend. Should I invite Rob?"

Susan: "Definitely. We need a party dad".

by 56B415145161566825181747=4 October 26, 2016

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 28, 2015