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Nips

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nips:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Aw nips

Hey dude sorry I crashed your car by accident
“Aw nips :(“
by Spider baby January 22, 2023
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Nip Slip

A game in which any player can pass a nip to another player by causing them to catch, or otherwise, take a nip in their hand.

The receiving player must drink the nip.
If a player attempts to pass a nip but the receiving player does not catch the nip or does not accept the nip — the nip becomes the receiver’s ammunition.

Nuanced rules include:
1. The receiver may drink half the nip, the remaining half becomes their ammunition.

2. The receiver May decline drinking the nip if they’re

i. Driving later

ii. Pregnant

iii. Just not feeling it

If any reasons i-iii are used to decline nip slip the sender may chose to give the ammunition to the receiver or recover the ammunition for later use.

Foreknowledge as a prerequisite for play:
Much like the game, players must be aware of nip slip to be subject to its rules. New players must have the rules described to them and consent to play. It is recommended that immediately upon explanation a nip is passed to new players.
Can you hold this for me?….
That’s a nip slip you silly bitch.
Drink.
by Nipslipmaster October 23, 2023
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Nip pit

Nipples that are close to your arm pits
“Bri you got nip pits
by Nip-professor November 12, 2023
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Nik L Nip

A candy/drink, contained in edible, chewable, wax bottles. You bite the top off, drink the juice, and chew the bottle. The flavors range from disgusting to pretty damn good. You can also just bite the bottle without drinking the juice, making it pop in your mouth.
Dude, red Nik L Nips are fucking disgusting. However, the green ones are delicious.
by Johnsjohnsss January 7, 2024
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Nip Nurp

A shorter version of the adjective Nip Nurpin.
Someone go get Nip Nurp.
by DicDurkin December 7, 2023
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Nips

Great Your a Queer, like honestly why the fuck you type nips don't you have anything else better to do.
Boy:''Gimme some of dem Nips''
Girl:''Da fuck wrong with you''
by LilDaggerDic December 2, 2018
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