Mensch Muncher

A person who consumes a Rabbi’s butthole

“There’s that boy from the Synagogue”
“Heard his Abba is a Mensch Muncher”

by Ebola_Derek July 2, 2023

Slut Muncher

Same as hoe bag. Some annoying jerk face that needs to fuck off. Sleezy person who hits on sluts.

"Omg did you see Cory asking that stripper out? He's such a slut muncher."

by Daggers October 31, 2007

Libcuzi Muncher

This extremely rare condition consists of having a massive forhead and a penis so scary looking you could win as a grammy nominated horror film about people’s reactions to this atrocity of a dick. This symptom will produce uncontrollable amounts of negativity to just overwhelm your soul with self doubt, mental clarity, suicidal thoughts, self sabotage feelings, anxiety and extreme life threatening depression. Not even a ray gun right to the mouth could fucking fix this condition. It hurts so bad to be around someone with this condition you will single handedly just want to get ran over repeatedly and feel every second of it. The only way to solve this rare disaster of a illness and person is to abandon them and make them suffer as much as possible. There are side affects of doing this. They can consist of the person finding your exact location and rapidly sucking you off as a form of punishment.

Libby sucked thus guy off for no reason because he was having one of his Libcuzi Muncher episodes. Shit was fucking crazy.

by Joeseph biden December 16, 2023

curry muncher

A slur thats for a person who is from a South east asian background which eats curry or has a slightly darker skin color to most tan people.

Person: Yo, look at that guy, isn't he from India?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got to be a curry muncher for sure.

by Mxri3 December 28, 2024

Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating

The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.

by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017