Muff muncher

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

Muff muncher

Definition: a lesbian.

— A woman who eats pussy.

Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!

by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019

daddy muncher

When a female gets so carried away in a blowjob for her 'daddy' that she bites down so hard that the semen is forcefully ejected out of his penis, causing major injuries and resulting in 7 years in accident and emergency.

But at least it was fookin hotttttt...

What are you, a daddy muncher?

by Bigboybadass69 December 16, 2017

duck butt log munchers

Dan and Phil. Two youtubers that that work together to make videos seen by the internet. A popular video is “Hello Internet” by Daniel Howell.

Did you see those duck butt log munchers new video?

by Gary35Martinel April 22, 2018

motor muncher

a fatass that breaks every car he/she steps into.

Bro, you can't talk your car looks like a motor muncher stepped into it.

by meatkid2004 October 23, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

tyre muncher

A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.

Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear

by The oppositie of a good person June 12, 2017