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This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.
X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025
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Monday

Random: your fucking ugly
Me: WHAT TEH FUCK??
Random: kill yourself
Me: *cutely is heartbroken*
Me: I FUCKING HATE MONDAYS
by Weezerland March 3, 2025
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Prank Monday

by leon kennedy March 8, 2025
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Monday Night RAW

Having unprotected doggy-style sex with your partner while watching wrestling, preferably in the 8-11pm time slot on Monday Nights. This act includes doing the Jey Uso YEET with your hands and slapping your partner's butt as your hands come down, so that you can simultaneously smack their cheeks while clapping their cheeks.
Dude! She came over last night and we did Monday Night RAW.
by PT73 March 10, 2025
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Migration Monday

A holiday that reaccurs every Monday. During this holiday you or you and your friends watch a cartoon movie.
Guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday!
Chat, what are we watching for Migration Monday?
by kas0 June 30, 2024
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hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024
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A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.
Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear
by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024
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