suck your mum is a term used to offend somebod. It is mainly used by uneducated British citizens who have limited vocabulary and don not have any other way of expressing their upset or annoyance.
Person 1: suck your mum you reject child
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde
PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
Person 2: If you want to gwarn talk to me like that we'll settle this ting outisde
PROCEED INTO A FIGHT
by k7.stackz April 28, 2020
While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009
Ex: “hey punk!” (Oh shid what’s that one insult?!) “ h..hey punk... uh.. Ur mum geh!”
Kid in response: “Oh what an iNsUlT! Come talk to me when you can think of something creative you poorly packaged bag of horse shet!”
Kid in response: “Oh what an iNsUlT! Come talk to me when you can think of something creative you poorly packaged bag of horse shet!”
by Horse shit consumer March 22, 2021
It is a phrase in similar form to Go Fuck Yourself or Suck Your Nan. It can also be used in a more literal sense if your Mum is an actual SCHLAAAAGGG!!!!
"Hey shopkeeper, have you got twenty Bensons"
"No"
"Oh Dick on your Mum"
"What did you say?"
"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"
"You shouldn't say that!!"
"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
"No"
"Oh Dick on your Mum"
"What did you say?"
"Fucking double Dick on your Mum"
"You shouldn't say that!!"
"African Elephant Dick on your Mum!!!!
by YaNansPumsDead March 29, 2013
by nessa is papa November 21, 2018
by Men June 18, 2003
Ur mum gae as fuck
by WUMBOLOGY, THE STUDY OF WUMBO March 29, 2019