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left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
by applealex November 29, 2009
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West Lafayette leftover

A fart that is sealed into a Tupperware container and left for discovery by an unsuspecting roommate.
After a burrito as big as my head, I left a West Lafayette leftover for my roommate Bloomer in the refrigerator.
by Al B Sure September 4, 2006
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suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
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no child left behind

A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
by MayaEA May 4, 2006
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lefted

Termination of employment, to be fired. Politically correct propaganda for a dismissal.
The all employees email comes out...

"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."

Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.

Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?
by kingsqueak September 10, 2009
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Boston Left

If you are the first person in line in a left-turn lane, a Boston Left is the act of pulling your car into the middle of the intersection and waiting until you can turn, whether or not the light has turned red. Its a way to "force" yourself through a light, because the opposing flow of traffic will be unable to proceed with you in the way.
"I dont care if the light is red or not, Im not waiting another 5 minutes to turn- Im pulling a Boston Left"
by Zeromus255 November 16, 2011
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Kiss My Left Nut

something that you say when you want to be provocative (especially if you are a chick) or use as a sarcastic comeback or reply. This expression is similar to kiss my ass and suck my balls
Bob: So Tina, did you like that movie?

Tina: yeah, I though tt was pretty good

Bob: Good? Dude, it completely sucked!

Tina: well you know what jerkface? You can kiss my left nut!
by kohina November 11, 2009
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