Dirty Log

the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.

Wow, i really got to shit. I think i'll go crank out a dirty log.

by dirty logger June 26, 2004

Lit log

A log that is lit. Therefore a log on fire.

Dude I just lit a log. Damn, that log is burning up.

by Answers for J June 2, 2004

Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

Combat Log

leaving the game while in combat resulting in a penalty when you join back.

Trevor got a combat log because he was such a pussy to die in that fighting game.

by Donald Trump 74 July 6, 2020

log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!

I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.

by MROZ December 28, 2005

Log off

Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.

Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.

by ALF_White613 January 20, 2011

Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 2, 2008