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A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.
hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''
by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010
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Jona

The greatest Person you‘ll ever know.

brutally intelligent, incomprehensible funny, creative and talented with the most
striking voice you‘ll ever hear.
„Is that the King?“ - „No that‘s Jona“
„Is that even a Person?“ - „No that’s Jona, a different species!“
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 4, 2022
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jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
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jonas chatmon

Secretly gay. Always tries too hard to get a girlfriend, but he can't.
Damn that must be a Jonas Chatmon
by Kitty_Love23 May 6, 2018
mugGet the jonas chatmonmug.

Jona

Jona has a big penis
by didjdn November 20, 2021
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Jona

Amezingly best girl
"Jona is a greatest girl"
by pseudojopseudo November 8, 2017
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