Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.

I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.

by ghcalico August 22, 2019

Jock

A penis. See: dick

"Wow, John is such a damn jock"

by strap for your jock January 18, 2020

Road-Jock

Anyone who lives to habitually road-trip/cruise/drive long distances either as hobby, job, or lifestyle. Also anyone that street races, street-stunts, or thrill-rides the roadways

You know you’re a road-jock when gas stations, truck stops, and convenience stores become common in your life

by NeonMirror August 8, 2023

Jocking

The act of mastebating furiously for males. Slang for mastebating in St.lucia

Check damun, his hands red from jocking too much!!!!!!

by St.lucian boss July 4, 2018

hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb January 30, 2016

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018