A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
Have you seen Jasmine?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 7, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.
by corleym April 7, 2022
Get the jasmine allenmug. "Hey are we still going schoolies" said by person 1
"Nah i don't wanna 5th wheel" said by Jasmine
"you're a bitch" said by person 1
"Nah i don't wanna 5th wheel" said by Jasmine
"you're a bitch" said by person 1
by YourMumsFavouriteSaturdayFling March 7, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is a nice and caring person. But she also has a dark side that can ruin friendships. Jasmine can be very manipulative and dirty-minded. She is best known for her looks that grab all the boy's attention. She usually crowns the queen of hell. If you are friends with a Jasmine I warn you this could go either way depending on their zodiac. If your are friends with a Jasmine with a Cancer zodiac. I demand you to run.
Jasmine is a motherfucking killer queen
by Yours Truly...Mike Hawk March 21, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. by 123_a_456 August 1, 2022
Get the jasmine lewismug. Jasmine is a socially conscious girl but is a good person to be around. She may seem shy at first but will soon open up. She is very popular for her good looks, and kindness. But she has a dark side. Dont. Ever. Mess. With. Her. Friends. If you do, she will hurt you. Badly. If you have her in your life you are one lucky SON OF A B****
Guy 1: Jasmine is scary.
Guy 2: Too bad. She loves me.
Guy 3: Ya sure?
Girl 1: That girl is so nice. She must be a Jasmine.
Girl 2: Duh!
Guy 2: Too bad. She loves me.
Guy 3: Ya sure?
Girl 1: That girl is so nice. She must be a Jasmine.
Girl 2: Duh!
by #MollyLove March 1, 2019
Get the Jasminemug. AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by jamsig November 22, 2021
Get the Jasmine Varkeymug.